Jokes under Sex and shit > Sexual Favours
| My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down. |
 
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by Sasquatch72 in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,225.4
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I got sacked from the local old peoples home today, for having sexual relations with the pensioners. I couldn't really care. |
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by sick.fucker in Other - Work (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 440.8
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I know some people that like to make their arm numb before they wank, because it "Makes it feel like a woman is doing it." They're right. I just tried it - it was shit. |
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by N3RU in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 153
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X-Factor insiders were furious when they heard about Tulisa's blow job video. The judges' audition videos are supposed to be private. |
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by Dog Botherer in TV - Talent Shows (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 150.2
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I feel quite lucky in that my wife is always doing me sexual favours. My favourite one is when she fucks off out to bingo on a friday so Tracey from next door can come round. |
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by waverleyhero in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 95.6
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Some girl in my university's library was going around shouting: "SEXUAL FAVOURS FOR ANYONE WHO DOES MY SOCIOLOGY ESSAY" So i decided that seemed fair and asked her what the paper was specifically about. Shes says "the accomplishments and growth of feminism". |
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Lots of women ask me for sexual favours. Usually it's "Please, don't have sex with me" |
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"My boobs are too small for titty fucking" Sounds more like a challenge to me than a fact. |
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by hairychod in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 34.8
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How many times does 27 go into 18? As many times as she lets me. |
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by Helmetrox in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 28
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It's great having sex with older women. You can have a shag and a tit wank at the same time. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 27.2
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