Jokes under Racism > Kiwi
A Kiwi walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says, "Bugger me, mate, that's a fancy looking thing. Where'd you get that?"
The parrot replied, "Down at Centrelink mate, there's hundreds of the bastards!"
A man walking through a field sees another man behind a sheep, sweating and grunting.
"Hi," says the man. "You shearing?"
The man with the sheep replies, "No. Fuck off and get your own!"
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's Amore.
When you're hit by a jug, in a South Auckland pub, THAT'S a Māori.
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