Jokes under Sex and shit > Spit Roast
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I invited my nan round for a roast last Sunday. The uncomfortable look on her face told me she wasn't expecting a cock at both ends. |
 
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by i have shaved my balls for you in Sex and shit - Spit Roast - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 679
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Watched Twilight earlier and thought it was shit. Three fucking films based on that pathetic love triangle with Bella unable to choose between Edward and Jacob. Have they never heard of a spit roast? |
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by joeyvissa in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 303.8
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It's at least 27C outside and I was just walking through the park, when I noticed two guys giving a girl a good seeing to behind a bush. I thought to myself, 'They must be roasting.' |
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I went to this mediaeval banquet do the other day, and a couple of the hosts were Spit Roasting a pig.... A little inappropriate, I thought, but I still had a wank over it. |
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The other night, my mate and I were double teaming this girl, when the ends of ours dicks touched. My initial reaction was of disgust; but seeing as she was sucking my cock at the time, and he was fucking her up the arse, I was also quite impressed. |
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by ElGringoBandito in Sex and shit - Spit Roast - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 157.8
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When I introduced my girlfriend to my brother I could tell that she fancied him. This was confirmed when she asked if me and him had ever wanted to try a threesome, she seemed certain it would be a great experience for me and him.
I was hurt at the thought, but decided to go along with it for her. I called her to come round to mine for a "surprise" me and my brother had waiting for her, I left the door unlocked and told her to let herself in. She took o [...] |
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by ThePhoenix in Sex and shit - Spit Roast - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 48.4
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I walked into my daughter's room earlier to find her boyfriend fucking her. "I'm so sorry," I smiled. "I was just seeing if you'd like a sandwich?" "Erm... yeah ok," her boyfriend frowned. "Great," I burst out. "You take her at the front and I'll do her from behind." |
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| Was invited to a spit roast last weekend....... Was I disappointed when all I got was a mouth full of pork.... |
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I couldn't handle the pain and anguish on the look of my child's face as she was being spitroasted. So I switched ends. |
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My friend and I met a girl in a club last night. We asked her if she was up for a spit roast. She was very keen on the idea. Right up until we tried to stuff an apple in her mouth. |
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by ClitCommander in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 25.4
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