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I got talking to a bloke in the pub last night, he's just joined the police.

He said to me, "You should join up mate - you start on £22K with benefits."

"Shit, that's not bad. What are the benefits?" I replied.

"Beating up niggers and pakis."
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Joke by ElGringoBandito in Racism - Minorities - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 422.6


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The other day I was watching what I thought was 'Minorities do the funniest things.'

Turns out it's actually called Crimewatch.
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Joke by legoland123 in Racism - Minorities - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 324.2




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I don't like American spellings:
I don't like color.
I don't like neighbor.
And I really don't like colored neighbors.
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Joke by arichw in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 314.6


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What have black people and tornados got in common?

Only takes one to ruin a neighbourhood.
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Joke by bssjonny in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 220.2


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It's an absolute disgrace that throughout 13 series of Midsomer Murders there has never been a coloured person involved in the show.
Are they seriously trying to suggest that 213 murders have been committed and not one of them by a black man?
Racist bastards.
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Joke by gerrardrulez2006@hotmail.com in Racism - Minorities - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 167.4


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To help minorities integrate into the community, the Bradford Telegraph is considering printing an English language version of the paper. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by emptyhead in Racism - Bradford (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 163.4


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What do you get when a black muslim librarian, two gay pakis and Michael Jackson abduct, rape and kill 9 out of 10 american blondes and a bunch of unsuspecting schoolboys, and then hire a polish jew to clean up the mess?

A whole load of tags.
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Joke by seriously in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 134


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I keep noticing good racist jokes being voted down.

Once again, minorities spoil it for everyone.
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Joke by Duffy643 in Racism - Minorities - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 124.4


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Do midgets get half price full body massages? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tondek2 in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 119


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Has anyone seen the polar bear advert saying that in years to come polar bears will have to find a new home as they won't have anywhere to live with the icecaps melting?

Well every other fucking minority comes to this country....
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Joke by BigAlDonkeyDick in Racism - Minorities - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 111.4



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