Jokes under Sex and shit > Facial
I hate predictive text.
I've just told my nan that I want to cum on her face.
It took me ages to write it, got there in the end though.
With my girlfriend's mouth wide open, I decided to cum in it.
Neither she nor the dentist was impressed.
My new laptop's got facial recognition software on it.
Now I never watch the same cumshot clip twice.
|Me and my girlfriend had a heated discussion last night and it turns out that not getting any in her hair does not count as a romantic gesture.|
I tried it on with the wife last night but apparently she "had the decorators in".
So I left her with a face like a painter's radio.
A girl came up to me in a bar last night, all coy with her index finger on her cheek.
"Hi," she said shyly. "Do you come here often?"
"No, but I'd love to!" I laughed.
"Sorry," I replied, "I thought you were pointing to your face."
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