Jokes under Celebrities > John Travolta
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What's the difference between the Earth and John Travolta? The Earth has a sun. |
 
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by FrankDevious in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 293.4
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The temperature outside tonight is much like John Travolta's family. -1 |
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by cthrubuoy in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 285
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John Travolta's son died in the early hours of Friday. Doctors have ruled out Saturday night fever. |
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by Machineeeeeeeeeee in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 267.6
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We are kept being told that America is a nation of the fat. So I was delighted to read that John Travolta's son can at least still fit in the bath. Not all American's seem to be obese. |
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by dildodan in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 84.6
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Heard there's going to be a sequel to Saturday Night Fever. It's one of those prequels, though - you know, like Star Wars. It's called Friday Night Seizure. |
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What's the difference between John Travolta and Karen Matthews? John Travolta didn't fake his kid's seizure. |
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by Nibblewise in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20
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A spokesman for the Travolta family has said, "They were not concerned at first as they were playing charades and they thought Jett was doing Michael.J.Fox". |
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by crewbus93 in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 19.4
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Fucking Americans always got to try to be one better. Plane down Little Heywood, then they announce Jett down in Bahamas. |
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What's white, red, and surrounded by tape? John Travolta's bath. |
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by LukeDaveyof2StanmerParkBrighton in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! John Travolta's son didn't die of a seizure in the Bahamas as first reported. He was actually holidaying in Corfu and was struck by Greece lightning. |
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by quadzilla37 in Celebrities - John Travolta - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 14.6
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