Jokes under Sports > Football
| Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?... |
 
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by DirtyCuntPJ in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3,766.2
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My mate asked me if I saw the England goal. Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match. |
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by im too funny in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,468.6
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Dear Sickipedia, I have 23 jokes and I can't understand why any of them haven't scored very well. Fabio. |
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by FABIO CAPELLO in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,676.4
| Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one. |
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by uddingstonbluenose in Sports - Football - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,563.6
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Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow. Football. |
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| To all those women who watch the football and shout "pass it to Frank" or "bring Joe Cole on;" fuck off. You didn't see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting "fuck her up the arse." |
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England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory. |
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by iamhere in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,209.6
| So the Germans have said that England's "goal" being disallowed is fine and acceptable as it was simply karma for the Russian Linesman Incident in '66. Well said Germany, and on a similar note I have opened a wonderfully legitimate new recreational shower chamber that 6 million of you should pop along to, free of charge, and discuss the ins and outs of your karma theory. |
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by Skrogie in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,030.8
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Today I had sex with the Uruguayan linesman's wife, and then proceeded to have sex with his daughter right in front of his face. As if this wasn't bad enough I stole his car and then burnt down his house as well as all his possesions. To finish off I wrote to FIFA and had him sacked from his job. You may see this as my actions were pretty harsh and unfair but don't worry, he can't see when I've crossed the line |
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league." "You crafty cunt!" said the fairy. |
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by lunchy bunsworth in Sports - Football - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,962.4
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