Jokes under Sex and shit > Smear Test
|
SING IT GIRLS!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there wa [...] |
 
   |
Joke
submitted by Unassigned, originally by turtilla.com in Sex and shit - Fisting (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 192.8
| Why do women moan so much about the smear test? It sounds like a right knees up! |
|
|
The wife is going for a smear test tomorrow. Tonight, while she's sleeping, I'm going to slip a small note up her pussy saying 'I'm still alive. Please send help'. Should give her and the doctor something to talk about. |
|
Joke
by Bananafrittersarestilloneofmyfiveaday in Sex and shit - Smear Test - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13
|
My wife got some bad news on her smear test today. The windows aren't clean enough and she's going to have to clean them again tonight. |
|
|
I was at a club last night, saw a hot girl sat at the bar. After some talking we went back to my place and had a night of hot passionate unprotected sex. I woke up the next morning and whispered "Wow my crotch feels like its on fire !" She replied "Was I really that good ?" I said "No, i think its my aids flaring up again" |
|
Joke
by Mr asshole in Sex and shit - Smear Test (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.6
|
"UK scrapes its way out of recession" That's a hell of a lot of smear tests. |
|
Page load time: 0.15s (Startup: 0.03s, Controller: 0.07s, Template: 0.06s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
