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How old were you when you lost your virginity?... I was 7 years old

I know, you don't believe me... no one ever does!

That's why the abuse carried on
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Sex and shit - Childline - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 185


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I used to work in a call centre; but got fired for flirting with the callers.

"FLIRTING"? How pedantic is that? Well fuck you then ChildLine!
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Joke by bigblue in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 71




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I think my new girlfriends daughter has a crush on me, pity she's 12.

I reckon she'd have been stunning a few years ago.
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Joke by zixer in Sex and shit - Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 50.8


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'The children in this advert are actors, and were protected during filming.'

Good old Durex.
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Joke by Lukeybaby in Sex and shit - Childline - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 43.4


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Come on, admit it, who else follows cars home with those "Little Princess On-Board" stickers in the back window? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guydog in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 33.2


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I'm one of those people that loves to have a good laugh at work.

Which is why I work at ChildLine.
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Joke by [Plornt] in Other - Work (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 31.8


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ChildLine's current slogan is "Whatever your worry, it's better out than in."

What a shame that most of the kids who call are pregnant.
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Joke by grammer_natzee in Sex and shit - Childline - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 23.6


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Got a new sex toy today

My wife gave birth to our first child
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Joke by buffo194 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.8


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In the news: "Pope meet's sex abuse survivors"

That's just sick, going for round two!
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Joke submitted by skid marks, originally by My mate the mongrel in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 14


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Non school uniform days... the perfect aliby for a perfect crime I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by j.w in Sex and shit - Childline - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13



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