Jokes under Sex and shit > Prostitutes
I stopped my car beside a prostitute last night.
As she got in I asked, "How much for a blow job?"
She said, "Thirty quid."
I said, "Can you do twenty?"
"Yeah, okay" she replied.
I said, "Great, here's £600 then."
|Note to self, when hiring a prostitute whilst on holiday in Amsterdam, never again ask her to "sit on my face" in a 'shilly dutch akshent'|
My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn.
I told her, I love my car but I still watch Formula 1 too.
She was happy with this analogy - I just never mentioned I also go to Hertz for the occasional rental.
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