Jokes under Events > Ramadan
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Ramadan. Putting the slim back into Muslim. |
 
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by Fiddlerboy in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 571.4
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Muslims. For fuck's sake, grow up and stop pretending that staying up all night stuffing yourselves so that you couldn't eat a thing even if you wanted to during daylight hours constitutes 'fasting', because it doesn't. Twats. |
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by Fiddlerboy in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 284
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So Ramadan has started has it? Well I've just read there are 1200 Muslims living in Iceland. 24 hour daylight? You do the maths. |
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Can anyone help me here? I want all the Sickipedians in here to do this. Tomorrow morning is the official start of Ramadan here in the U.K. Can everyone get up before sunrise and go and wrap bacon around the door handles of every mosque in the country. Let's see which one is hungry enough to take it off and eat it!!! |
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BBC News: Ramadam goes high tech with iPhone app to remind the devout when to pray. Hardly devout if they need technology from the infidel westerners to remind them they ought to be praying. |
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| Whilst in my local shop the other day, I overheard one of the owners mention the word, "Ramadan". So I belted out "a-ding-ding-dong". I've always found Showaddywaddy songs irresistible. |
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by dancemusicsforpoofs in Events - Ramadan - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 30.8
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Two guys were lost in the Sahara desert, one is David and the other is Michael. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon what looked like a mosque.
David says to Michael, "Look, let's pretend we're Muslim, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I'm going to call myself 'Mohammed'. Michael refused to change his name. He said, "My name is Michael and I won't pretend to be anyone else. The Imam of the mosque received both well and [...] |
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Say what you want about Somalians, but at least they take Ramadan seriously |
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It's Eid time again, signalling the end of Ramadan, and a time for celebration throughout the islamic communities... ...As British police are once again allowed to arrest muslim criminals and suspected terrorists without fear of upsetting or offending them. |
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by Cabron Monoxide in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20.6
| Millions of Muslims start month long Ramadan. My mate Dan's terrified. |
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