Jokes under Illness and mortality > Vertigo
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Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says, "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and I feel sick." Murphy asks, "Ave yer got vertigo, Paddy?" Paddy replies, "No, I only live round the corner." |
 
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by muckersymbol in Racism - Irish (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 134.2
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What is it with people who are scared of heights and falling off things? Surely if you fall off a building the height gets less and less anyway? |
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by Aspen in Illness and mortality - Vertigo - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.4
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A German got into a weird state of mind, got confused then got lost. He didn't know vertigo. |
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| It's only my vertigo that stopped me climbing the ladder to success. |
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| I'm not sure why I'm suffering a vertigo attack on the top deck of the bus right now, but I'd like to get to the bottom of it. |
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by bungholebuster in Illness and mortality - Vertigo - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.4
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