Jokes under Celebrities > David Hasselhoff
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David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle." |
 
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by discostu in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 385.4
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Saw David Hasselhoff go fucking mental at a waitress last night. "I come here every week, and you still get it wrong... First is coleslaw, then comes corn on the cob and finally potato salad" he screamed. 'Typical' I thought, a woman who doesn't understand the Hoff-side rule. |
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by CallMeSir in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 245.8
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I went on Britain's Got Talent and David Hasselhoff asked me what I was going to do. "As a matter of fact, an impression of you," I said. He laughed hysterically and said, "Cue the Knight Rider music." Surely wiped the smile off his face as I lay on the stage with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels by my side and struggled to make my way through a Big Mac. |
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by sick.fucker in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 178
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Some people debate whether David Hasselhoff is German or American. Well I thought I'd do a bit of research to see and, from all the information (i.e. that he speaks fluent German, visits Germany on a regular basis, has a huge German fan base and his name is from a German origin yet he was born in America), I came to the conclusion that he is a cunt. |
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by craig__2k4 in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 35.4
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David Hasselhoff was admitted to hospital on Friday after suffering a seizure, according to a new US report. Now I know Americans have a history of bastardizing our language, but how the fuck do they get 'seizure' from 'pissed up again'? |
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by mrtippet in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
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I was invited to an orgy with the cast of Baywatch the other night, although sadly none of the women turned up. so I fucked Hoff |
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by elmartosocks in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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My wife wanted to watch the entire series of Knight Rider back to back... I thought it was too much Hassle. |
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by shitjokesimakeup in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 10.4
| You know you're Shit on Britain's Got Talent when David Hasselhoff criticises you! |
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by jakster909 in TV - Talent Shows (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 4.6
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Me and the Girlfriend had a massive row while at a celebrity do last night I stormed off and left her there! When she got back this morning she told me she had shagged David Hasselhoff. The deaf bitch misheard me when I told her to "Fuck off". |
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by raycyst in Celebrities - David Hasselhoff - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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My wife said she'd love to have sex with Knight Rider... I told her to Fuck Hoff! |
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