Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Change
A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a cock for nearly two weeks now."
I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
After a hard one night stand of fucking, a man is lying with a girl cuddled up in his arms.
She starts gently stroking his cock and he asks her, "Are you still horny?"
"No," she says, "I just really miss mine!"
Lady Ga Ga has been asked why she uses that name instead of her own.
Apparently, 'Geoff' doesn't have the same ring
Some slag was giving me a hand job tonight.
"You're really good at this," I said, "what's your secret?"
"Years of practice," she giggled.
"You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked.
"No" came the reply, "my name used to be Derek."
If I could spend one day as a woman, it would be just like any other day.
I'd still lie in bed playing with my tits, whilst masturbating furiously.
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