Jokes under Racism > Portugese
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What have England's 2006 World Cup chances and Maddie got in common? Both were fucked by a Portuguese man named Cristiano. |
 
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by GoonerWright in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 343.6
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Ah, the Portugese. If they're not taking our children, they're ramming into the back of them. |
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My Portugese friend was telling me all the best chat up lines from his country, my favourite has to be: "I don't give a shit how old you are, out the bed and into the car" |
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submitted by death pull, originally by Lee Nelson in Racism - Portugese - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 14.4
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My boss just come back from a weeks holiday in her native Portugal when she said to me, "It's funny, you English call the Irish 'Paddys', the Scottish 'Jocks', the Germans 'Krauts', and the Americans 'Yanks', yet you don't seem to have a slang name for us Portuguese!!" Apparently, shouting out "Maddie Snatchers" is an easy way to get yourself fired. |
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by Meeks1982 in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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Whats the diferrence between the Brazillian and the Portugese? A bikini wax. |
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My portugese grandparents died in a car crash yesterday. R.I.P Nani and Pepe. |
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