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Jokes under Events > November 5th - Bonfire Night

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Finsbury Park Mosque are having a bonfire tonight. Don't tell them though, it's a surprise!! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ProperCunt in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,641.4


127405
The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fading Portugese tan in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,468.8




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This is definitely the worst night of the year to have to send up a distress flare. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tartanspartan in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 491


1127341
The Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.

Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dristarg in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 205


264412
Shit. I just remembered the 5th of November. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thelotuseater in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 201


1135940
Everybody tells you to check for hedgehogs under bonfires before lighting them.

But nobody ever thinks to check for hedgehog checkers, do they...? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by McBaldy in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 185.6


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Today the English celebrate the downfall of the gunpowder plot of the 5th November 1605 when a conspiracy to blow up the houses of parliament was foiled. A fantastic political accomplishment.

Today the Americans celebrate 40 years of retarded yanks learning to spell with the aid of a bunch of muppets.

Who else thinks Google have got their priorities wrong? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by STD in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 159.4


718740
After 66 years, my granddad still holds the record for the biggest Bonfire.

Well, him and the rest of his bomber crew. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 158.8


1383502
Last year my son was burnt by a firework at an organised display.

Fortunately, it wasn't too bad.

It happened right at the end so we didn't miss anything. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stash in Illness and mortality - Burns (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 123.4


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You wont find me sitting on top of a bonfire tonight.

I'm not that type of guy... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by youcunt in Events - November 5th - Bonfire Night - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 110.6



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