Jokes under Sex and shit > Shower
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" |
 
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submitted by tony 66, originally by jimmy carr in Sex and shit - Shower - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,148
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Like a lot of people, I spend about 10 unnecessary minutes in the shower. About 9 of them are spent giggling at the surface runoff at the end of my penis which makes it look like I'm taking a piss. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Shower (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 420.8
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Got home from work, was stinking hot and shouted through to the kitchen, "I'm going to grab a shower babe. Join me if you like!" Three things I've learned from this. 1. Remember when you've booked a plumber. 2. Remember the days your wife works late. 3. Not all plumbers are straight. |
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| Getting out of the shower to have a piss is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru. |
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by richmond4 in Sex and shit - Shower (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 247
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Six Metropolitan Police officers have been arrested for using water torture against a group of young Asian men. The victims are said to be devastated and hope to never have to re-live the ordeal of having a bath ever again. |
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by mrtippet in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 226.4
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It's political correctness gone mad! The headmistress has just had me escorted from the school grounds just for trying to film my own daughter at the school's sports day. Fucking ridiculous! Apparently you're not allowed video cameras in the girl's showers anymore. |
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by frankspankard in Sex and shit - Voyeurism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 153
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Just had a woman fiddle with my knob in the shower. It's going to take me ages to get it back to the temperature I like! |
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I walked in on my daughter in the shower today, she wasn't happy. Neither were her classmates, the headmaster or the police. |
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My friend was talking to me about the benefits you get from taking cold showers. "You know my flatmate?" I said, "She takes cold showers". "Oh really?", he replied, "what are her reasons for taking them?" "I wouldn't know, I've never discussed it with her." "So how do you know she takes cold showers?" "The camera lens never fogs up." |
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by pintofstella in Sex and shit - Pervert (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 63.4
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At a party, telling "What's the difference between..." jokes - What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper? - mm, I've got no idea sir. - SO IT WAS YOU MOTHERFUCKER! |
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