Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Addiction
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I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts. I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts. |
 
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by FantasticMrFucks in Sex and shit - Sex Addiction - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 290.2
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I went to see my doctor about my sex addiction today. "Right, lie on the bed and take your underwear off." She said, "I beg your pardon?" |
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by Marc Gatland in Sex and shit - Sex Addiction - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 287.2
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Last night my wife called me a sex addict. I told her to go fuck myself. |
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by oxcock in Sex and shit - Sex Addiction - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 216.4
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I went to see a psychiatrist about my obsession with sex. He said, "Gary, I'm going to show you a picture. Tell me the first words that come into your head." I said, "Tits and cunt." He said, "Let me get the picture out first, Gary." |
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A daughter asks her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?" "It's a female who's addicted to sex." she replies. "I see...but what about men who are addicted to sex? What are they called?" "....Men." |
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Did anyone see Silvio Berlusconi being attacked on the news yesterday? I bet that wasn't the first gash he had on his face that night. |
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I just got diagnosed with sex addiction, which is apparently now a medical condition. Blindness is a medical condition. How come they get a dog to help them yet I don't? |
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by hamboner in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 59.4
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After my first week at the sex addiction clinic, my liaison officer asked if I thought I could make the commitment to come along twice a week. Too right I will, you should see the tits on her. |
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| I'm a sex addict but fortunately I have a wife who is helping to wean me off it. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Sex and shit - Sex Addiction - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 44.8
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"Can you quit talking about sex for a change?" said my girlfriend. "Sure" I said "Lets talk about cars then." "Well even cars are fine by me if we have to" she said. "Ok cool" I said "Have you ever fucked in a Ford Mondeo?" |
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