Jokes under Sex and shit > Group Sex
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I told the wife my ultimate sexual fantasy was to have a threesome. She was fucking livid when I told her it didn't involve her. |
 
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My life ambition is to have a threesome. I haven't achieved it yet although I did have sex with a pregnant woman... ...does that count? |
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by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Group Sex - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 822.8
| Ben & Jerry: the two unfortunate buggers who complete a fat girl's threesome. |
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by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 667.6
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I came home early from the pub last night and I saw my wife in bed with another woman. This was my biggest fantasy come true... ...I managed to sneak out quietly back to the pub. |
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Me and my mates saw this really fit bird in this club last night. We walked over to her and said, 'Is E the only letter next to F in the alphabet?' 'Or G?' she replied. And that, your honour, is why it should not count as gangrape. |
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by MayorMcAids in Sex and shit - Group Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 416.6
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I took my girlfriend Eileen to an orgy party last week, You should have seen the mess she was in when they started playing Dexy's midnight runners........... |
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by famous amos in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 394
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I read last night that people are most attracted to those with whom they share facial and physical characteristics... No wonder the Chinese population is 1.2 Billion - it must be like one massive fucking orgy over there!!! |
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I nearly had a threesome last night, but my girlfriend decided she didn't want to at the last minute. Gerald and I still had a great time though. |
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by JohnnyRubber in Sex and shit - Group Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 319.4
| Whenever I'm sad, I think to myself that I can only ever be two girls short of a threesome. |
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by slogankid1 in Sex and shit - Group Sex - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 308.4
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My girlfriend had a change of heart about having a threesome. She said, "Okay, I'll have one: you, me and another girl, but afterwards you'd better seriously consider proposing to me." So I thought, "Sounds fair." Two weeks later she said, "Aren't you going to pop the question then?" So I said, "Fuck off, I'm not marrying a lesbian." |
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by MICK THE MAG in Sex and shit - Group Sex - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 234.6
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