Jokes under Celebrities > Derren Brown
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I'm sitting here in my own shit and piss, I haven't eaten in over 12hours and it's a up-most struggle to type this out. Derren, this has gone too fucking far. |
 
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by max the storyteller in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,834
| DERREN BROWN'S alwAys plaCing sUblimiNal picTures in his television shows. |
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by jimbobyepyep123 in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,664.2
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This Friday at 9pm on Channel 4, Derren Brown is supposedly performing a mind control exercise that will keep the nation glued to their seats for the duration of the programme. Just for a laugh, I'm going to put my chip pan on at about 8:59 and then leave it for an hour. Derren, if you're reading this, you better have some bloody good lawyers. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 785
| After watching Derren Brown's failed attempt to stick me to my sofa I decided to flick it over to the Disney Channel, where Hannah Montana was much more successful. |
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by soggy_beer_mats in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 619.2
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I succesfully predicted the lottery last night. I predicted I'd win fuck all. |
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by daveyboy27 in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 514
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Derren Brown invited me to his "how to predict the lottery" show. But I was only there to make up the numbers. |
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by jamesthegill in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 462.2
| Fuck Derren Brown, I win the Nigerian Lottery all the time. |
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Work phoned telling me I'm fired because I've not turned up for nearly a week. Derren Brown is a cunt. |
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What's that, Derren? You want me to land this plane where? |
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by sparkyboy69 in Celebrities - Derren Brown - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 247
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Was just watching this Derren Brown programme with the missus when she said, "Okay, here's a question. If Derren Brown said to you he would teach you EVERYTHING he knows, but you had to suck his dick, would you?" I said, "HA! No fucking chance!" We both laughed and there was an awkward silence. I said, "I'm trying to think of a question to give back, but I can't think of any women famous for being intelligent." |
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by CHRISTIANDADRUM in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 228
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