Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Education
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I read this morning that the Scout Association is to start offering its members sexual health and relationships advice. Thinking back, I believe I would have appriciated some sexual advice back in my scouting days. Something like "Don't share a tent with scout leader Gary" |
 
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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mum," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I was wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees." "No, it's not that," said the girl. "I know all about screwing. What I would like to know is how to make lasagne." |
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by smegmah in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 142.6
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A father wants to find out what his daughters, aged 14, 10 and 6, know about sex.
He goes to his oldest daughter, drops his trousers and asks her, "What's this?" "A penis!" says the daughter. "And what's it used for?" "Fucking!" says the daughter. He gives her a slap and says, "You should be ashamed of yourself. You're too young for that sort of thing." He now goes to his 10-year-old daughter, drops his t [...] |
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by Awkward Paws in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 139.4
| I want to join a Sexual Health Awareness Group but I can't find a SHAG anywhere. |
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by James Wallace in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 122.4
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Top tip: If you're on a summer camping holiday and the attractive young lady in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot, she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. I appear in court next Wednesday. |
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by Fiddlerboy in Other - Holidays (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 101.4
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My wife said, "I think it's time for you to have a talk with our son about the birds and the bees." "Why?" I asked "Because he's 37 years old!" she replied, "And he thinks he's pregnant." |
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I remember when my father taught me about the birds and the bees "That's a bee son, and that's a bird over there." |
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by stucrabmeat in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 66.4
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I was just talking to that lady who presents The Sex Education Show. She asked me, "Do you often talk about sex with your daughter?" I said, "Yes, every friday night with my mates in the pub". |
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by Marc Gatland in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 54.4
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My mum sat me down and said, "Son, I have something pretty important to tell you, you know your biology teacher..." I interrupted, "Yeah, you're fucking him." She asked, "How did you know?" "Because the sex education tape he uses has our living room in it." |
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Insurance sex: Sex with your wife - Legal & General Sex with your future wife - Mutual trust Sex with a long term partner - Standard life Sex with your secretary - Employers liability Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union Sex on the phone - Direct line Sex with different partners - Go compare Sex with a lady boy - Confused.com |
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by daza2121 in Sex and shit - Sex Education - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 48.6
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