Jokes under Sex and shit > Golden Shower
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My girlfriend asked me to give her a golden shower the other day, It costs a fortune, but it does add a bit of character to the bathroom. |
 
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by ketan666 in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 331.4
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My grandson came round to visit yesterday and when my wife went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea he said, "Grandad, why does Grandma always smell of wee?" "Well, you're six years old now so I guess that I should give you an honest explanation", I said, putting an arm around his shoulder. "Now tell me Charlie, have you ever heard of a golden shower?" |
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by ray piste in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 196.6
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A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire." I replied, "Would you do it if I wasn?t on fire?" |
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submitted by Dooh, originally by Richard Herring in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 151
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Awkward; is explaining to your daughter why the picture she drew of a magical waterfall should not be called 'The Golden Showers'. |
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by dannym954 in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 51.2
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My daughter is a very heavy sleeper. So much so that I am sometimes able to sneak into her bedroom at night and give her a golden shower whilst she sleeps. Not only do I find it highly erotic, it also means I get a second chance to get off when I have to spank her in the morning for "wetting the bed". |
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by sacredcow in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 37.2
| My relationship with my new girlfriend lasted just 24 hours. She casually mentioned she was into watersports and then had the fucking nerve to dump me whilst wiping the piss from her hair. |
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by kentbloke in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 35
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It's mine and the wife's Golden anniversary on Saturday... Who'd have thought it, 365 days since I first pissed on her. |
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by Scooterloot in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 34.2
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I splashed out on my boyfriend for his birthday. He loves a Golden Shower! |
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| I'm a bit confused now. My boyfriend rang and said he wanted me to give him a golden shower tonight. But when I made enquiries at B+Q, all they did was give me some plastic sheeting. |
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My girlfriend left me because I never spent a penny on her. How was I to know she was into golden showers. |
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