Jokes under Celebrities > Richard Branson
| Rumour has it that Virgin Atlantic are going to buy Air France. Richard Branson said they would be perfectly aligned with the VIRGIN brand... as they don't go all the way. |
 
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by SicBoy in In The News - Crashes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 277.6
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Virgin boss Richard Branson announced today that he was seriously thinking about a takeover for Northern Rock and wanted to rename it Northern Virgin. Then he realised that there was no such thing. |
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by pornstar in Celebrities - Richard Branson - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 172.6
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I told my ginger son he is going to be a 'Richard Branson' when he's older. He replied "you mean a wealthy business man?" I said "no, a Virgin". |
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by bigstu47 in Sex and shit - Virginity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 102.4
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Just read on the front of the latest Virgin magazine this quote from Richard Branson. 'I often pinch myself and think how lucky we are in life' Thats lovely Mr Branson, just hand over your multi-million pound business and let's and see how much of a smug cunt you are then. |
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by anc101 in Celebrities - Richard Branson - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 37.2
| I was interested to hear about Richard Bransons new venture "Virgin Galactic" the other day. The plan is to take passengers in a rocket to the edges of space for 20 minutes before bringing them back down to the earth. This coming from the man who can't get a fucking train into Manchester Victoria |
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by sickoletsgo in Celebrities - Richard Branson - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 25.2
| Surely now with Richard Branson launching his own spaceship he is only a volcano away from being a bond villain! |
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by krishogan1 in In The News - Terrorism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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Sir Richard Branson has said he was distraught to hear of the Liam Gill tragedy involving one of his trains... But he has reassured the public that the roof repair is almost complete and the train should be back in service by the morning at the latest. |
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by pornography in Celebrities - Richard Branson - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 12
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Why doesn't Richard Branson's Virgin Airlines have a frequent flyers' club? Because you can only ride a virgin once. |
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by Andy_control in Celebrities - Richard Branson - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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What's the difference between Richard Branson and a can of Virgin Cola? He doesn't say ssshhh when you put your finger in his ring and pull! |
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What's all this pish on the news about Kate Winslet escaping a fire at Richard Bransons? It's hardly her greatest achievement, I mean she survived the sinking of the Titanic. |
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