Jokes under Sex and shit > Mail Order Bride
Sometimes I feel like my wife doesn't understand me.
Just one of the downsides to mail order brides.
With reference to bouncemaster's previous joke.
I am also married to a Taiwanese lady, but nobody ever asks me if she is a mail order bride.
But perhaps that's because I am also Taiwanese. And we live in Taiwan.
|After watching 'Sex Trafficking in Cambodia', and witnessing the appalling scenes of all those underage girls selling their bodies on the street. I was absolutely fucking horrified at the cost of a plane ticket.|
Trying to have an intellectual conversation with my new wife is a nightmare.
Everytime I bring up string theory, all she can say is, "Umm sucky sucky five dolla'?"
My mail order bride arrived from Thailand this morning.
Imagine my disappointment when I found that the bubble wrap had suffocated her.
|I needed to get back into shape after a long time so I decided to get back to boxing. Couldn't afford a punching bag though, so I just got a mail-order bride from Pakistan.|
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