Jokes under Celebrities > John McCain
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Because of the way he was tortured in Vietnam, John McCain is unable to lift his arms above his head. He'd never have made it as president of France! |
 
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John McCain lost the election the moment he picked Sarah Palin as his running partner... She's such a good joke, the fucking Americans voted her down. |
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by storyteller in Celebrities - John McCain - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 71.4
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People keep saying John McCain won't make a good president. Bullshit, any man who can single-handedly take on a skyscraper full of terrorists gets my vote every time. |
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by jungleoftramps in Celebrities - John McCain - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 40.2
| I'm really worried that John McCain and Sarah Palin could make it to the White House but, on a positive note, at least the world has had eight years to practise saying "Jesus Christ! Who put that idiot in charge?!" |
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| Why don't we save the long and boring last week of the US election and just say, "If you want to be president, put your hand up." |
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by max the storyteller in Celebrities - John McCain - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 23.8
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Well done Barack Obama, it seems the whole of America is behind you. Some are your supporters, the others have guns. |
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| I reckon McCain would be doing a lot better if he hadn't murdered his daughter Maddie and then pretended she was abducted. |
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If McCain wins the election, Americans will no longer search for "Abortions" on the internet. To get results, they'll have to search for "Back Alleys" or "Coat Hangers". |
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by durjaya in Sex and shit - Abortion (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11.4
| This just in - Jed Bush, governor of Florida, has announced that there was a problem with the vote counting process - they did it fairly. John McCain is expected to be inaugurated in 3 months time once it's been properly fixed. |
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| John McCain wants another election due to Barack's infidelity. |
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by joshlewisfanclub in Celebrities - Barack Obama (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3
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