Jokes under Sex and shit > Short Skirt
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My 13-yr-old daughter was just going out of the door. "Stop right there," I said. "Where do you think you're going dressed like that?" "Like what?" she asked. "What about the see-through top and lacy bra," I said, "and the mini skirt with the stockings?" "For fuck's sake. I'm not wearing them dad. I just want to go out in my jeans and T-shirt." |
 
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Pervert (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 242.4
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Jeez, you should see the tight skirts my daughter wears when she goes down the under 14s disco! For fuck's sake, I can hardly get my camera up there. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Underwear (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 30
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My wife was so upset when our cat went missing. "Maybe I could put up some posters," I suggested. "Oh would you?" she sniffed. So when she went out, I put up a poster of that girl playing tennis while showing her arse. |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Short Skirt (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
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I've persuaded my Nan to wear a longer skirt in this warm weather. It's embarrassing when she shows a 'nip slip'. |
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by emptyhead in Other - Family (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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This ugly teenager walked up to me yesterday in a crop-top and a mini-skirt, she started looking up and down until she eventually asked. "Hey there, do you fancy buying me a drink?"
I ignored her question and stared at her for a second. "You know, if you're face was a map, you would have an unbelievable amount of X's on it!" She licked her lips, "Is that because there's treasure everywhere that you'd like to discover?" I said, "No, [...] |
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by Osama bin Fritzl in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
| Just seen a girl wearing the shorts so unbelievably short you could see private parts sticking out the bottom of mine. |
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Not happy with that Hannah Montana in 3D. Everytime I try to look up her skirt she backs away. Bit like real life really. |
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by m-l93 in Sex and shit - Short Skirt (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 9
| I was following a girl up the shopping centre escalator today wearing the tightest, shortest skirt imaginable, when I thought to myself, fuck, why don't I just wear trousers like any other normal bloke! |
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This woman in front of me at the checkout in Tesco turned around and said, "Will you stop trying to look up my skirt." I said, "I'm not." She said, "Well get up off the fucking floor then." |
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by stash in Sex and shit - Short Skirt (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 7.2
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My girlfriend keeps telling me how this site is full of paedophiles and weirdos. Ha! What does she know? She's only 7.. |
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