Jokes under Racism > Jew
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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews." |
 
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What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp. |
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by caliban in Illness and mortality - ADHD (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,051.4
| The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions. |
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by tommy1331 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,759.8
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I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!" I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready." |
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by Biscuit777 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,597.4
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So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday? Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical fucking Jew. |
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| Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel. |
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by BadHashMan in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,400.8
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A Jewish man was walking around Jerusalem when a bill board caught his eye. It read, "We would rather do business with 1000 Arabs than one single Jew!" The Jewish man stopped and asked himself what place would advertise such a racist proclamation. Then he got it... The Funeral Directors. |
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Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney and says, "Hi kids! Do you want to buy some presents?" |
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by immortalshadow666 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,168
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'There is safety in numbers' Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews. |
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submitted by justincider, originally by Jimmy Carr in Racism - Jew - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,093.4
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What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma? Free pork. |
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by Naive Amoeba in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,046.4
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