Jokes under Sex and shit > Foreplay
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it. |
 
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by drof in Sex and shit - Foreplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 564.2
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Ovens are a lot like sex. Women want them preheated first, Men just shove it in and don't care. |
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At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time? |
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by Shirley Knott in Sex and shit - Foreplay - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 192.6
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A little boy and a little girl were playing. The little boy exposes himself, and pointing says" my daddy says I have one of these and you don't!". The little girl very upset by this runs crying into the house. A while later, very much settled and content, she comes out. She exposes herself and pointing says "I have one of these, and my mommy says when I get older if I am good, I can have all of those I want!". |
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by mickle in Sex and shit - Age (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 143.8
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"Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" "For fuck's sake, Dave. You really don't know where my clitoris is, do you?" |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Fingering (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 109.2
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I'm learning how to become a more sensitive lover. I bought a DVD called, "How to improve your foreplay technique." It was really good. I had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning obviously.. |
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submitted by tdfboy, originally by Gary Delaney in Sex and shit - Foreplay - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 93
| Foreplay? Fuck that, I go direct gov. |
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They say that foreplay is an art. After two minutes I usually spill my paint. |
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Last night I pulled a girl and we shared a cab home. She started to stroking my leg and whispered to me, "Are you hard?" I said, "Yes, Very hard". She replied "Show me how hard you are..." So I punched her in the face and kicked her several times then threw her out of the taxi. |
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by shitabollockoff in Sex and shit - Foreplay - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 36.4
| KY Jelly; because foreplay is overrated. |
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