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I saw a bloke let his dog walk straight out in front of a lorry this morning.

The cruel cunt didn't even flinch when it was killed. He was too busy standing round, trying to look cool in his sunglasses. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,951.6


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I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,512.4




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Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.

Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living shit out of him.

Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ClitCommander in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,483.6


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Namron91 asks

"What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"

I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of "Who the fuck is watching me" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by brightonperson in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,384


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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.
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Joke by P45 in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,344


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Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?

He got the sack. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monkeyman in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,269.6


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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."

You should have seen how fast they both ran off. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mcfuck in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,030.2


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What if there was a Braille sign that said don't touch? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ballsface McGee in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 978.8


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My granddad's always been colour blind, but now the old duffer's eyesight's really bad as well.

He's just tried posting a letter into some Muslim woman's face. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 966.4


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You know that signs that say, "GUIDE DOGS ONLY", well who is it directed at? The dog? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by garrygwizz in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 960.4



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