Jokes under Racism > Ukraine
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Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real. |
 
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submitted by cooperman, originally by late night tv in In The News - Chernobyl (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 385
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An American and a Ukranian in front of the urinals. The American pulls out his huge cock and says proudly to the Ukranian: Buffalo Bill! The Ukranian pulls out three enormous cocks and says: Chernobyl! |
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As soon as an England player touches a Ukrainian, they go down. No wonder their women are so happy! |
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They say that you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. They're talking shit. I bought my wife off a Ukrainian website and made her leave her kids in Lviv. |
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An eastern European is working on a building site and sits down for his lunch break next to an Irishman. "So where you from den, fella?" says Paddy. "I am coming from Ukraine" replies the man. "Well dat's grand" says Paddy. "Oi'm Paddy and I'm from yer bulldozer." |
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So Ukranians will be bringing Nazi salutes to the Euro 2012 Stadiums. Thank fuck for that, at least it's not Vuvuzelas. |
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An English news reporter asked a Ukrainian about his country. "What would you say is dark about Ukraine?" "Nothing," he replied. |
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Expecting Ukraine to host the European Championships without racism is a bit like expecting the Taliban to get the nobel peace prize, It could happen.....but you know it won't ! |
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Me and my mate Dave were discussing places we've been to on holiday, and I told him that last year I'd visited Chernobyl and met some of the victims of the nuclear disaster of 1986. "Really? How many victims did you meet?" I didn't know how to answer that. Do people with 2 heads count as one or two people? |
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