Jokes under Celebrities > Sarah Palin
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. |
 
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by DumbShit in Celebrities - Sarah Palin - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,287.8
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People have criticised Sarah Palin's image of an 'ordinary woman', after she spent $150,000 on clothes and shoes. Those people have obviously never had a fucking girlfriend. |
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by max the storyteller in Celebrities - Sarah Palin - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 137.4
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I think Sarah Palin should quit politics and do what God made her for! Librarian Porn. |
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pitbull? A Pitbull would've eaten its retarded pup. |
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| Sarah Palin: who knew the Antichrist would have such a cracking pair of tits? |
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In a way I’m glad that Obama won. Now that Sarah Palin won’t be on the TV any more it should give my right arm a rest... The filthy looking slut. |
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| Sarah Palin's Daughter has given birth to a son: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Forgive me, but aren't those all surnames? So did she name it after all of the possible dads? |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Sarah Palin - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 49.6
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I've heard people dubbing Sarah Palin a 'Post Turtle'. The term apparently comes from when your driving down the road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on the top, that's a 'Post Turtle'. You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what the fuck to do whilst up there and you just wonder what fucking dumb cunt stuck her up there to begin with. |
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Sarah Palin questioned John McCain's decision to abandon efforts to win Michigan. Palin, a mother of five children, apparently hates pull outs. |
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| I watched the vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin's first TV interview the other day. I'm sure she said many important things but to be honest, it's hard to focus when you are wanking that hard. |
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