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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sw3llh34d in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2791


My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with HIV

What a bummer... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by gangrath in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1529.6


I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1367


I see a lot of women are using this site...

The dinner won't cook itself you know. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1171.2


Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship.
Men say, "Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by BarneyBoy in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1153


My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Grave in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 922.8


A drug addict, a paedophile and a sadist are talking about what kind of women they like. The druggie says, "I like my women like I like my whiskey: twenty years old and mixed up with coke."

"I like my women like I like my soda: a few months old and flat as hell," says the paedophile.

"Well," says the sadist, "I like my women like I like my wine: one hundred years old and locked up in a cellar." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by pdf1 in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 901.2


Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise but they won't take it up the arse cause it 'hurts'. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by dualta13 in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 890


What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An Ironing Board. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Women (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 860.4


Apparently scientists have found female hormones in beer.

It's true: After 6 pints you talk shite and can't drive. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Weetobix in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 809.4



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