Jokes under Black Cock
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Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap. I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse. |
 
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My wife has really begun to enjoy our 'rape fantasies'..... If she doesn't spit on the end of that strap-on, I wont be going through with it again. |
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The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success." Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it. She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success." So again, I carried on climbing. The [...] |
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Joke by JOHN MAFIA in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 292.2
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I was speaking to one of my friends today and she said that the smallest penis she had ever seen belonged to a black guy. So I said to her "Ah, so the stereotype isn't true then?" To which she responded, "Yeah, it was only about 8 inches." ..fucking slag. |
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| Quentin Tarantino is to make a new film based on the New Orleans and Louisiana flooding. It's going to be called "Reservoir Wogs". |
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Joke by Welsh Twat in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 133.8
| Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. |
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Joke by SebChelsea in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 88.6
| Does a Pina Colada dangle between a black man's legs? |
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Joke by horsemolester in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 84.4
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Once you go black... ....your friends stop talking to you and lose any respect they had for you. |
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Joke by daveybabey in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 79.8
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Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there's always one that doesn't laugh? Fucking niggers have no sense of humour. |
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After an extremely successful Olympics, Michael Phelps' girlfriend broke up with him. When asked for a reason, she said, "because he's a quick finisher." And, after smashing three world records, Usain Bolts' girlfriend broke up with him. When asked why, she said, "because he's black." |
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