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Apparently if you only ever ate bananas you would never need to wipe your arse after having a crap.

I wondered why my mate Leroy never seems to spend more than a minute in the shithouse.
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Joke by got spunk in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 395.4


My wife has really begun to enjoy our 'rape fantasies'.....
If she doesn't spit on the end of that strap-on, I wont be going through with it again.
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Joke by fwog in Crime - Rape (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 315.6


The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The [...]

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Joke by JOHN MAFIA in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 292.2


I was speaking to one of my friends today and she said that the smallest penis she had ever seen belonged to a black guy.
So I said to her "Ah, so the stereotype isn't true then?"
To which she responded, "Yeah, it was only about 8 inches."

..fucking slag.
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Joke by ithomson1 in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 235


Quentin Tarantino is to make a new film based on the New Orleans and Louisiana flooding. It's going to be called "Reservoir Wogs". I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Welsh Twat in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 133.8


Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by SebChelsea in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 88.6


Does a Pina Colada dangle between a black man's legs? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by horsemolester in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 84.4


Once you go black...

....your friends stop talking to you and lose any respect they had for you.
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Joke by daveybabey in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 79.8


Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there's always one that doesn't laugh?

Fucking niggers have no sense of humour.
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Joke by jokeywokey in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 68.6


After an extremely successful Olympics, Michael Phelps' girlfriend broke up with him. When asked for a reason, she said, "because he's a quick finisher."

And, after smashing three world records, Usain Bolts' girlfriend broke up with him. When asked why, she said, "because he's black."
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Joke by jokeywokey in Sex and shit - Black Cock - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 48.6



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