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Inner city Sikhs.

Putting the urban into turban.
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Joke by FIDDLERBOY in Religion - Sikh - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 267


Has anybody noticed the number of Sikhs with head injuries?
What’s going on?
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Joke by nobscratcher in Religion - Sikh - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 234



I tried on a turban the other night......

It made me feel sikh.
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Joke by Mallatar in Religion - Sikh - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 129.8


What do you call a Sikh with one leg?

Balan Singh.
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Joke by Guest in Religion - Sikh - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 100.6


Al Qaeda have just shot down one Air India and one Pakistan airliner.

The terrorists are believed to have used Sikh heating missiles.
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Joke by Dr. Evil in Religion - Sikh - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 42.8


My friends and I met a Sikh guy wearing a turban last night.

We hit it off.
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Joke by spiritleader in Religion - Sikh - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 25.6


Sikhs can now save on electricity bills and help save the environment.

Just by converting to a wind turban.
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Joke by Wanky Spanky in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 21.8


BBC News - "Sikh shopkeeper, Gurmail Singh, dies from cranial injury." I think this could be a false assumption.

Judging by the bandaging around Mr Singh's head prior to the attack, the damage had already been done.
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Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in In The News - Headline (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 20.8


What's the most confusing part of the day for the medical staff in a Sikh hospital ?

Visiting time at the head injury clinic.
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Joke by FIDDLERBOY in Religion - Sikh - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 19


Birmingham City council has hired a debt collection company solely to chase up council tax arrears from the Indian community.
The company is run by Armeet Singh, who released a statement saying that any debtors will not be able to hide. They will be tracked down.
Or to put it another way, get ready for one hell of a game oh hide and Sikh.
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Joke by raycyst in Religion - Sikh - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 18



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