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"Second British Haiti death confirmed"

Shit guys, it's twice as bad as we thought. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago - Current Score: 777.6


The Guardian: "Haiti earthquake death toll may be 100 000"

The Telegraph: "Haiti earthquake: death toll may hit 200 000"

Yahoo! News: "Haiti quake toll tops 200 000"

Daily Mail: "Penelope Cruz pictured frolicking with Javier Bardem"


The Daily Mail, denying the existence of black people since 1896. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 660.8


Hi, I'm Richter Scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by melvin in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 588.2


I'm amazing at sex.

I was fucking a girl in Haiti, and she said 'it was like the ground moved'.

I'm only joking. She didn't say anything. She was dead. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 342.8


As a young lad at school in the UK, I am deeply affected by all the dying children in Haiti.

Non-uniform day. Get in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by BigChief in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 7 months, 16 days ago - Current Score: 332.6


So the Katrina disaster inspired the Saints Superbowl victory?

Better watch out for Haiti in the World Cup then. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago - Current Score: 312.2


The Haiti disaster is a bit like my Tamagotchi.

It kept my attention for a week, but I've got better things to do than try and keep them alive. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago - Current Score: 301.6


ITN News: "Magnitude 7.1 quake hits Solomon Islands"

Fuck off Solomon Islands. Bandwagons are shit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sacredcow in In The News - Headlines (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago - Current Score: 247.4


I was on holiday recently. I was sat on a rock when it started talking to me.

'Help me, please help me'. It scared the shit out of me, and I kept on jumping on it until it stopped speaking.

I am never going back to Haiti. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 246.4


I dumped my Haitian girlfriend the other day, she was crushed. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Just8 in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago - Current Score: 234



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