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A young boy is out riding his brand new bicycle when he is stopped by a police officer riding a horse. The policeman says to the boy, "Did Santa Claus bring you that new bike for Christmas?"
The boy says, "He sure did." The policeman responds by saying with a grin, "Well next year, tell Santa to bring you a taillight for that bike. Here's a bicycle safety violation ticket for $25."
The boy asks the cop, "So did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The policeman jokingly says, "Yes he did."
The boy responds, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top!"
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