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I took a girl home from a club last night. As soon as we got inside the front door she was all over me like a rash, kissing me all over and rubbing her hands over my body. Leaning her mouth to my ear I could feel her hot breath as she whispered, "Time to show me how hard you really are."

Quick as a flash I punched her to the ground and kicked her teeth out.
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Joke by ray piste in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 428

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