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Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines: Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back. Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship? I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out. You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER! I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig. |
 
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submitted by Siiick, originally by Demetri Martin in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,007.6
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