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An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Joke by Aye-same in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,197.6

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