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"Sir do you mind steppin' outta the car and doin' a breath test."
"Look, you've had two pints, you're over the limit, that's a twelve month ban and a criminal record."
"Ey, it's company policy. I've got to let you go."
"I know there's only twenty thousand on the clock, but that's my final offer."
"Oh that's just great, Matt! No license, no job... now what?"
"So, what's it gonna be?"

"Fosters please, mate."
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Joke by Richytime in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4,699.2

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