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I was fingering an ugly bird at a party and was rather drunk I stopped and said, "I don't suppose you have a bag do you? I'm feeling sick."

"Why don't you use the toilet?" she asked.

"Thanks," I replied, "but I wouldn't feel right fucking you with a toilet on your head."
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Joke by bumblesquash in Sex and shit - Ugly - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 115

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