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I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. I was quite nervous...


Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.
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Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Stalker - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 645.2

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