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1435779
Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 246


1289600
Gary Lineker: "Vincent, what was the most important thing to help City win the league this season?"

Vincent Kompany: "Money. Shit loads of money."
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 122.8


1451818
Since announcing his retirement from football, Michael Owen says that he wants to go into management.

His first job is going to be managing standing up without getting injured.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago - Current Score: 57.4


1291647
I bet Stewart Downing is absolutely gutted today.

He spends the entire season playing incredibly shit to get a long summer holiday and then this happens.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 22.8


1306671
"To find your perfect match, visit match.com"

Mine was Ukraine v Sweden.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 11.6


1307614
It is estimated that half the country will be watching the England - France game this afternoon.

The other half will be watching the Poland - Russia game tomorrow.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 11


1391566
Mark Hughes can't win anything at the moment.

He's even lost the race to be sacked first.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 8.4


1451970
The pub in Corrie has gone up in flames.

That makes two Rovers in the North West that are fucked.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago - Current Score: 8.4


1299203
Sunday morning's newspaper headlines:

Daily Mail - Same old, Same old rubbish

The Sun - Veteran fails our country

Daily Telegraph - We only just beat Norway

It's amazing how interchangeable Eurovision and Euro 2012 can be.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 7.6


1078744
Emile Heskey walks into a bar...

Just after hitting his shot 30 yards over it.
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Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 6.6



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