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In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger. In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal. |
 
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I've just become a Professor of Palindromes. I'm now known as Dr. Awkward. |
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We had to say goodbye to our German Shepherd yesterday. Auf wiedersehen, pet. |
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Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend. Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres. |
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| After throwing eight badminton players out of the Olympics for not trying, the IOC have been accused of double standards after allowing the entire Australian team to stay. |
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A 17 Year old boy has been accused of raping a 14 year old girl. Or as it is known at the BBC, Work Experience. |
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by whufc_123 in Sex and shit - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 138.4
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I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is Life on Mars. |
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Gary Lineker: "Vincent, what was the most important thing to help City win the league this season?" Vincent Kompany: "Money. Shit loads of money." |
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This is the final act of Eurovision 2012. They think it's Moldova. It is now. |
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submitted by whufc_123, originally by Richard Osman - Twitter in TV - Eurovision - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 98
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I'm watching Margaret Thatcher's funeral and I've now gone through an entire box of tissues. Her granddaughter is something else. |
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by whufc_123 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 92.6
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