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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action. |
 
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submitted by the dupe checker, originally by 9GAG in Other - Games - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,173
| My calculator is missing the minus button but, on the plus side, it still works. |
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I just bought a Monopoly set which had no fucking instructions. What are the chances? |
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A man walks into a library and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology." |
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Premier Inn, Everything is premier, except the Inn. |
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My wife has got a lovely little bum. Shame it's on the fat bitch's chin. |
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by the dupe checker in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago - Current Score: 81.8
| Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.... I said to myself. |
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| I've got a tattoo which says 'best before Feb 04' just in case I get stranded with some very hungry cannibals. |
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by the dupe checker in Other - Cannibals (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago - Current Score: 65.2
| I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right. |
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I love bathing my daughter. Shes 26 and has a cracking pair of tits. |
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