| If I had a pound for every time someone called me a stingy cunt, maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy cunt. |
 
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| Scientology, for those who think religion isn't far-fetched enough. |
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Imogen Thomas in today's Sun said she is contemplating suicide. Due to her recent publicity Nike are willing to give her a sponsorship deal. Especially when their catchphrase is "Just do it!" |
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by samasante in Celebrities - Imogen Thomas - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 20.4
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So I was reading the bible when I read that Jesus had said "follow me!" I would've but I cant find a verified account on twitter. |
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My girlfriend says I am selfish in the Bedroom department. I blame it on my AB+ Blood type I can receive but I can't give. |
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Today is Fathers Day. Or as it is known in Norfolk Father & Brothers day. |
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Just got done for plagiarism at University of Liverpool. That's the whole reason I went to Liverpool University I thought intellectual theft would be applauded here. |
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God bless Leap Year Babies!! The only time when shagging a 5 year old is legal!! |
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| If only the rest of Greece were willing to get down on their hands and knees and do their bit, like Tulisa has!! |
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Put it this way if watching 30 mins of a video suddenly made you an expert on that matter. My girlfriend wouldn't be faking it every night. |
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by samasante in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.6
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