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Apparently the Korean leader Kim Jong Il has passed away. His younger cousin Kim Jong Healthy is set to become the new ruler. |
 
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Protractors. Not recommended for amateur farmers. |
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Archaeologists have just discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed in chocolate. Apparently it was Pharaoh Rocher. |
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A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, "Have you been served?" |
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I keep imagining I'm holding an invisible pack of cards. No one knows what I'm dealing with. |
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| Jobs in the UK are easy to come by, according to recent Poles. |
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Joke
by irbaboon in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 188.2
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"You're the worst fucking train driver ever," said my boss. "How many trains have you derailed to date?" "It's hard to keep track," I said. |
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Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader. |
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When I won the Lotto jackpot, I decided to share it with my ex. I said, "Guess what, I won the jackpot you bitch!" |
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Tonight I saw a sign that said, 'Smoking kills'. I thought, 'Wow, a talking sign.' |
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