At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
"Am I allowed to call a police officer a cunt?"
"No, sir, you are not. That would be an insult."
"Would it be OK if I called a cunt 'Officer'?"
"Yes, sir. That would be weird, but allowed."
"Good night, Officer."
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
"I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad!"
"Wow, your dad's a millionaire?"
"No, but he always wanted to be."
The wife was surprised when I woke her up this morning with a gentle fuck.
I whispered it in her ear, followed by a gentle you.
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