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Using steroids makes things seem smaller and lighter when I lift now. Like my penis for example. |
 
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I was circumcised when I was two days old. It hurt so bad I couldn't walk for a year! |
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submitted by Dad, originally by Jackie Mason... 20 fucking years ago. in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 19.2
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My dog Stain ran away from home two weeks ago. The bad part is I got arrested for wondering the streets yelling,"Come, Stain! Come, Stain!" |
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I really did a number on my wife while she was passed out drunk last night. The number 2. |
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Now that I have a woman staying with me, I come home to a freshly scented house everyday. Like air fresheners, incense, lit candles, potpourri, and even glade plugins. About anything you can think of to hide the smell of her dead body. |
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My wife is always complaining that I treat her like a trophy wife. So to fix the problem I nailed her to the wall as a plaque. |
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It smelled so bad when I was having a shit at Wal Mart that I had to strike a match. It helped out a lot until the clothes rack I was in caught on fire. |
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Everyone was disrespecting and making fun of me at the mall. So it was finally time for me to put my foot down! And stop chewing off my toenails. |
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Nike. I looked her dead in the eyes and said,"Just Do It!" |
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I've been trying to cook while my wife is away and can't seem to find anything. Maybe I should call her to find out where we keep our kitchen. |
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