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I think it's time Hollywood stopped making bad superman sequels. The phrase "flogging a crippled horse" springs to mind. |
 
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| Suddenly the engine exploded. The plane began to plummet to earth at 600mph. Everyone on board started screaming in complete panic knowing their lives would soon end in a massive fireball. Not me though. I was watching from the ground. |
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| The awkward moment when you show your mom a picture on your iPhone and she slides over to the next one and sees your hard dick. |
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| I find the best form of contraception is to not give the woman my phone number ... |
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| My favourite Bible verse is the one about how you have to share every Christian picture on Facebook to get into heaven. |
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I've been told that I can help myself to the old computers at the domestic violence unit. But there's only so much you can take. |
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| Friend of mine recently visited Pakistan for training on how to sell a 'Multipack' separately. |
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| The the amount of homeless people in England is creating quite a big issue... |
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| Why do boobs make milk but vaginas don't makes cookies? |
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Jordan says to Dwight, "Why don't you take Harvey to the park and play football with him" "Nah." Said Dwight. "It's a hard enough game with a ball." |
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